Saturday, June 20, 2009

Movies I saw that you need to see

Movies I saw that you need to see:







3. 1408


Do it.

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Son Of Rambow




Things Son Of Rambow taught me:
(1) I still love almost anything that comes from, has people from, or sounds like it's from England.
(2) Kids are damn good actors. I was literally teared up in one scene and laughing my ass off in another. Bravo.
(3) I STILL dig movies involving "coming of age" and kid/teen stuff. How amazing was the editing for this movie, uh? :D

Here's the trailer in HD.


Friday, April 10, 2009

"Sca-fuckin'-face"


Scaface by ~kevinandre91 on deviantART



Fuck you! I spell it how I want to, you little cockaroach!
Read up, bitches! Scarface.

Friday, March 13, 2009

"Another One Bites the Dust" By Kevin Portundo


Egg's eye by `adnrey on deviantART


I like eggs, yes I do
Are white and yellow not appealing to you?
Dead chicks and white slicks make my tongue wet with 'ick
How could the attraction just not stick?
For days and days they lay there. Future.
How could you eat it without a hint of the torture?
Seven Pounds or seven reasons, how many times?
Must I explain all the lies and deceit that go into what we eat?
For ever they sit and give; bearing uncomfort
We take more and more; give them none
But with a dollop of Daisy it'll be all fun?!?
Now tell me: which is better, string for belts? Or cows at your waist?
You could care the least as long as it's not in your face
Embrace the contraction, "'cause it ain't botherin' me!"
And "if it go in ma mouf, den it's delicious to eat"
But have you thought of the pain that comes with that meat?
Or the sadness of giving up a child you birthed and fed 'till you were weak?
How about the many strawberry we eat
While ignoring the immigrant that's unaware it's even sweet?
And his family who he goes home to with nothing to eat
Maybe the kid who made the shoes that I wear
Knows the feeling of slipping on even one pair?
Tell me the smell of the sweat on the brow
Of a Turkey giving birth to the dinner you're supposedly giving thanks for
"Sunny side up" they'll repeat in masses
Because just like meat, raw is a must
And as the earth turns
Another one bites the dust


                                                                    --------Kevin P.


Sunday, March 8, 2009

Sex in the Cartoon: Sexy housewives


Sexy housewives by ~emy-lee69 on deviantART

Your primetime television will never be the same again...

Monday, March 2, 2009

The Soup Awards 2009: Bob Harper!

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Artist feature: hungerartist


Reactor 46 by ~hungerartist on deviantART

This was waiting for me in my Watchlist today (from at least a week ago) and served to remind me of how good hungerartist is.
The detail and emotion (not to mention depth) conveyed in most of his images can be a little overwhelming at times.
It really puts things in perspective (at least as an artist) and lets you know "the world is bigger".
His stuff is just plain amazing.

Please check out some of the work found in his gallery and let'em know how much you dig it.

Here are some more of his works: